hey FOOL. hey UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURER. hey MORTAL

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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orbleglorb

asked my dog "what the sneef are you snorping here?" when she was sniffing some bags and tbh it's the most comprehensible thing i've said all day

dale-aficionado-blueberry

What is in the bags that she was sneef snorping

orbleglorb

idk, she's laying on me now, so i can't get up and check

dale-aficionado-blueberry

All part of her master plan

orbleglorb

very true! the face of an evil mastermind ↓

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[ID: two pictures of my dumbass dogs. the evil mastermind is ramona, a smaller brindled dog. charlie, a larger white dog with brown spots, looks very tired. ramona is climbing on him in the first picture, and laying on him in the second. in the first picture, she's seeking safety with charlie after being scolded for barking at someone (that she knows and loves) for coming in the door. in the second, she's been taken by surprise and looks like she's been caught doing something, although she wasn't doing anything besides sleeping. /end ID]